Top Seven Reasons to Study Economics

1.                 Economists are armed and dangerous: Watch out for their invisible hands.

2.                 Economics can supply it (invisible hands) on demand.

3.                 You can talk about money freely without ever having to make any.

4.                 You get to say the word ‘melt down’ with a straight face and no down feeling.

5.           Tiger Woods and Arnold  Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out. Sure you can go anywhere.

6.                 When you are in the unemployment group, at least you will know why you are there.

7.            When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.